A co-worker e-mailed me this the other day.
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that the United States government can track a cow born nearly three years ago in Canada, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And then track her calves right to to their current stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 Million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each one a cow.
Note from me: If we could find them to give them cows, we wouldn't need the cows.
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
Note from me: We're using it, we just don't want to apply it to everybody.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.
Note from me: I have this picture in my mind of Moses right after he's explained what's on those big pieces of stone. There's a silence, and then everybody starts talking at once: "What exactly to you mean by"-fill in the commandment of your choice.
We're switching computer programs for the dealership and I was pretty bombed mentally when I read this. I think some of my co-workers were wondering what I'd been sniffing over lunch. LOL
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