Saturday, August 26, 2006

I WISH THIS WAS A BUMPER STICKER

It might be hard to get all this on a real sticker but, a girl can dream. I came across the phrase in a letter to editor in our local paper. The definition? I think I can blame less than divine inspiration.

Cranial Rectal Syndrome: The condition of having your head so far up your ass you can see the light beyond your tonsils.

Can you just imagine the ads for this "new" disease? Can you imagine who might be featured in such an ad? Frankly I'm not sure if there is a cure. A lot of the sufferers seem to be stuck in this position for good. At least if you accuse a person of having this syndrome you should have a good thirty second headstart while they try to decide if they're been insulted or not.  

4 comments:

toonguykc said...

I think way too many people in this country suffer from this condition.  Look at the people they elect!!  Where's the cure?

Hug,
Russ

mlraminiak said...

Can I hear an "Amen?"  Lisa  :-]

lightyears2venus said...

A co-worker recently gave me an hilarious (well, sort of black humor actually) list of bumper stickers he'd gotten in an email from a friend.  My favorite:

Of course it hurts--you're being screwed by an elephant

*debbi*

tenyearnap said...

Quick--call Bob Geldof to do a Cure Benefit.